Hello 911 I’m On Fire Retro Girl Zipper Pouch – Funny Vintage Aesthetic Cosmetic Bag

Hello 911? I’m on fire. 🔥💄

Featuring a retro-inspired girl with full vintage glam and a perfectly dramatic vibe, this zipper pouch is for the girls who are thriving, spiraling, or absolutely slaying — sometimes all at once.

Equal parts chaotic and iconic, it’s the perfect accessory for makeup, pens, emergency snacks, or whatever you need while metaphorically (or fashionably) combusting.

Why You’ll Love It:
• Durable zipper closure to keep your essentials secure
• Perfect size for cosmetics, travel items, or everyday carry
• Retro aesthetic with bold, funny statement design
• Makes a hilarious gift for your most dramatic bestie

Cute. Vintage. Mildly unhinged.

If you’re going down, at least you’re doing it in style. 🔥